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thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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dimetrodone:

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

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yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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i hope to god im doing this right

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im not sure how to feel about this

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

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it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

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LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

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justsomeantifas:

us government: what could possibly happen when we remove net neutrality? yall worry too much.

verizon rubbing their greedy hands together: no one will be able to contest our actions

verizon:

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al-dihya:

the whole point of religion is being highly aware that there is a higher power which by default should humble your postition as a creation on this earth so I don’t even understand how people can produce so much arrogance and superiority once they have decided to indulge in religious practices 

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drawingden: “PS Brush Pack by Lynn Chen ”
drawingden: “PS Brush Pack by Lynn Chen ”
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drawingden:

PS Brush Pack by Lynn Chen

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waywardexpressions:

klubbhead:

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

assassinationtipsforladies: “Hemingway wishes he could ”
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assassinationtipsforladies:

Hemingway wishes he could

ndiecity:

witchgays:

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I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way

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hungry-joe:

hungry-joe:

Watching latest John mulaney special and mom had me pause it 2 minutes just to say “he’s not wearing a suit. His jacket and pants don’t match fabrics; he wants you to think he’s wearing one but he’s not”

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cezarywho: “ madlori: “ tastefullyoffensive: “by Xergion ” This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program. Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible...
cezarywho: “ madlori: “ tastefullyoffensive: “by Xergion ” This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program. Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible...
cezarywho: “ madlori: “ tastefullyoffensive: “by Xergion ” This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program. Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible...
cezarywho: “ madlori: “ tastefullyoffensive: “by Xergion ” This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program. Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible...
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cezarywho:

madlori:

tastefullyoffensive:

by Xergion

This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program.

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Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible infant mortality rate and cubs are often rejected, so we get a lot of cubs to raise from all over the country (other zoos and sanctuaries, mostly).

The cubs are placed with a puppy friend when they are wee and small, so they grow up together like littermates. They play together, wrestle, and the dogs (yellow Labs) are so calm, friendly and well-socialized that the cheetahs take behavioral cues from them. When they meet new people, or go into new situations (which they often do, as ambassador animals for cheetah conservation), they check out if their dog friend is feeling chill - which he is - and then they know it’s okay for them to be chill, too.

Basically the dog is a service animal for them.

The cats need their dog friends less and less as they get older and more comfortable, but they still often hang out as grownups.

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Our zoo does cheetah runs, where the cheetahs get to chase a lure and show off their speed. Often they’ll have one of the cheetahs run (we have like twelve cheetah), and then they’ll have one of the dogs do the run to show how much faster the cats are. People get a kick out of that. The dogs…let’s just say they try their best.

Omg I’m crying, this is so beautiful. 😭

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